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Wednesday, May 14 2003, Current Time is 3:42.
This is going to be something stupid and is probably not going to make any sense to anyone including myself, but hell....What else do I have to do right now without a job and doing nothing. Right?

Well todays topic is going to be what everyone does sooner or later, have sex, or slam a girl down as Jamie would like to put it. What is the point of having sex? Besides the fact is reeks of awesomeness and has a girl and guy completely feel totally safe for those couple minutes. Lets talk about this. There is no purpose for this, you can do just as much with a hand job, blow job, eating her out or fingering her. It still feels exactly why risk the fact of having a kid at a early age. Dont that Im saying its a bad thing(Alex), I never mean that not at all. I personal think kids are a cherish thing in life and sooner or later everyone should experience it. But what is completely stupid is 15 year old girls who want to get with an older guy of 19, 20, 21 and actually believe him when he says "Ill pull out" Yeah Right. Guys will not pull out. They will release and let it go somewhat and then pull out and get you to finish with your hand. See, it all comes back to foreplay. Foreplay takes more work and energy to actually satisfy the person. Sure you can just sit there and hump her day and enjoy hearing her moan, pant and possible even scream. In all fairness, why do girls get turned on when they hear or see a guy with a 12 inch dick, when they only feel the first 2 FUCKING INCHES! What is the big deal with his fucking whores thinking size does matter, when in actually it doesnt fucking matter. Its all about how you know how to work the hammer when your hammering it down into 2nd or 3rd, is it not ladies? Is not about the motion of the ocean and not the size of the wave?

What else is bugging me? Lets think about this one....sports, lets talk sports, nah fuck that, dont want to do that. Everyone says they like to meet new people, yet when you ask to meet them they are like, no sorry. Serious, DONT SAY YOU LIKE IT IF YOU DONT REALLY LIKE IT. But guys if they say that keep trying dont let it upset you. Unless you a fucking pig just looking for a fuck and chuck. If you really want to meet them you will put in the time and effort and become her god damn friend. Just not some one night stand shit thats going to leave you with a rash on your dick and possible 10 months down the road with a phone call going "Hi, Can I speak to whoever to tell him that he has a kid now". Wouldnt that be a thing to wake up to in the morning.

Well, Thats all I got for you today, Check back next week to listen to my ramblings again, I am Derek, and frankly, I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Quote of the Week::How about you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrinkwrap and fucking use them"
Movie of the Moment:Malibus Most Wanted, Gotta Love that Escalade
Movie I want to See:Matrix: Reloaded. First one was incredible and this movie looks awesome.
Song Of The Week:Garth Brooks - Aint Going Down Till The Sun Comes Up

Thats it, Im done. Time I finished, WHO CARES.
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